Wednesday, January 13, 2010

You eye a girl across a bar; she returns your gaze. You approach her and when she speaks: It sounds like nails

...on a chalkboard!!! How many drinks does it take to get past her screeching, funhouse cackle?You eye a girl across a bar; she returns your gaze. You approach her and when she speaks: It sounds like nails
lol ahh you poor man. yes that is terrible. best you can do is keep her busy drinking so she wont' talk and then say oh i c a friend gotta go say hello. I'll come back around in a bit. then carry on your business and hope someone else trys to pick her up.





Works for us women too ya know winksYou eye a girl across a bar; she returns your gaze. You approach her and when she speaks: It sounds like nails
LOL right. and don't forget to bring a bottle of advil you'll need it.

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It shouldnt take any drinks just an about face and a walk away should do the trick. Of course you would tell her you apologize and thought she was someone you knew.

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